philfiles

I guess I’m doing something right.

Avid philfiles reader — and apologist! — Molly L., while PRODUCTIVELY educating young minds at Woodside Middle School, was blocked from accessing philfiles.net today! What makes this site such a pollutant for young minds? Was it the moderately irreligious spring break jokes? The expositions on the sexual proclivities of gnomes? Bob Costas jokes?

No one messes with Bob, I suppose. But either way, I am one step closer to becoming the Socrates/Holden Caulfield/Harry Potter of the Internet, and for that, I couldn’t be more proud/misunderstood/charmed.

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